Coffee ... enjoyed by billions around the world, adored by millions and abused by more (I'm not admitting to anything!!).
With this kind of following, purveyors of coffee have the luxury of offering weird and wonderful stuff.
I'm talking Monkey Picked Arabica beans from Merthi Mountain Estate, India, brought to us by Fiori Coffee. Wild monkeys (as opposed to the trained ones who can supposedly type Shakespeare's collected works off the top of their collective heads, or the gambling ones who call Action Man's K-9 top pair with a 9-7 to hit the gut-shot straight on the river) abound in the forest bordering the coffee estate, and treat themselves to a snatched handful of coffee beans when the guards aren't looking. I supposed it's kind of like olives for monkeys.
|Monkey beans on the left
|Monkey bean on the left
These beans appear darker than your garden variety beans. The other thing is that some of the pits in the coffee beans are supposed to be caused by the monkey's teeth. But when I compare it with "normal" beans, I struggle to pick the difference.
28 Sep 2010
I use a 9/20 fine grind, double-pack a 9 gram filter basket, and pull for 30 seconds.
Hmmm ... a very subtle, light coffee-caramel aroma. But what's this? There's an unexpected robustness in the flavour - bitter around the edges. Slight citrus towards the bottom of the cup, but still bitter all the way through. Perhaps I've pulled it for too long or used too much coffee?
29 Sep 2010
Okay. This time, I go with a 1.5 packed 9 gram filter basket, and pull for 29 seconds. Hey I forgot to switch off the water earlier, okay?
Not much change from yesterday's coffee. Still tinged with bitterness, like a choking Collingwood Grand Final draw despite a strong first 2 quarters.
30 Sep 2010
Okay, this time I'm drinking coffee when I get home at night (never a good idea if you want a good night's sleep).
|Monkey on the left
|Monkey on the left
The monkey coffee has a richer-looking crema, and is a lot more approachable, but still very robust and I'm not picking much complexity. The flavour picks up towards the end, but it's still not something to write home about.
On the other hand, the "normal" coffee tastes great, starting with nice toasty caramel, through to lemony citrus at the bottom.